Hollywood Hoties

You Tell Me: Is Christina Aguilera Pregnant?

2008-02-10T06:27:00.003-08:00

The Christina Aguilera pregnant rumors continue. And it looks like there was a wee little bump showing at her recent Bangkok, Thailand concert, but then again Xtina could have been bloated that day or something…

You Tell Me: Is Christina Aguilera Going To Be a Good Mom?

2008-02-10T06:27:00.001-08:00

At her first Australian concert, Christina Aguilera didn’t even try to hide her pregnancy.

During the performance, Xtina smiled & pointed at her belly, making sure the yelling crowd knew what she was getting so excited about onstage.

Quote of the Day: Christina Aguilera On Britney Spears’ Parenting

2008-02-10T06:26:00.001-08:00

“Britney is a good person and a good mom.

“She’s been under so much pressure since she was a child. I don’t think any of us should judge her or jump to conclusions.

“She loves her boys (Sean Preston and Jayden James) and they’re turning out great.”

~Christina Aguilera On Britney Spears’ parenting skills, or lack thereof

Christina Aguilera Cancels Last Two Australian Concerts Due to Health

2008-02-10T06:25:00.002-08:00

Singing sensation Christina Aguilera has canceled her last two concerts in Australia after her doctors diagnosed with “a viral upper respiratory tract infection with a high fever and abnormal coughing.” Well, that doesn’t seem like the best condition to be singing in, not to mention the pregnancy.

Xtina is in the land Down Under wrapping up her latest ginormous tour while being preggo. In a statement to her Aussie fans, Christina said, “I want to personally apologize to all of my fans for having to cancel my last two shows here in Melbourne. Unfortunately, I have fallen ill with a bad flu virus. This is one of the best cities in the world to perform in and I am truly disappointed that I won’t be able to share my show with you all. Thank you for all of the continued love and support and I hope to perform for you all again next time.”

Xtina’s doctors have ordered the singer to enjoy some bed rest. Wishing you a speedy recovery, Christina!

Christina Aguilera Features the Hottest Pregs Boobs Of the Day

2008-02-10T06:25:00.001-08:00

Quote Of the Day: Oops! Paris Hilton Spills the Christina Aguilera Pregnancy Beans!

2008-02-10T06:24:00.000-08:00

Leave it up to Paris Hilton to spill the Christina Aguilera pregnancy beans.

While enjoying a party in Las Vegas on Sunday, Hilton publicly congratulated Xtina on her pregnancy, saying, “Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world, you’re gorgeous.”

Gee, thanks Paris. Christina preg rumors have been circulating for some time, while the saucy singer has never officially stated anything on the matter. Well, it looks like she might have to now!

Christina Aguilera Goes Baby Supplies Shopping

2008-02-10T06:23:00.004-08:00

And the baby shopping spree continues…. Not that soulstress Christina Aguilera is shopping for a baby exactly, but more like clothes & supplies for the baby in her soft belly.

Xtina & hubby Jordan Bratman hit Beverly Hills on Monday, searching for the perfect essentials for baby. The couple hit children’s boutique Petit Tresor before stopping for a spot of lunch. I can’t wait for this babe to be born, Xtina is going to make a great mum, don’t you think?

Christina confirms pregnancy

2008-02-10T06:23:00.003-08:00

Christina Aguilera finally admitted that she’s pregnant. She’s not planning to give up her career, having told Glamour magazine that she wants to be a working mom, but let’s hope she fares better than Britney Spears in the Mommy Department. “I want to get it right,” Christina said, gushing about her husband’s support in an interview with Glamour

Guess there will be a lot of “Dirrty” diapers in the Aguilera household pretty soon.

Christina’s Baby Coming Friday?

2008-02-10T06:23:00.001-08:00

Word on the grapevine is that Christina is having her baby on Friday, January 11th by C-section or caesarean. The pop songstress had a somewhat secret pregnancy, not confirming that she was “with child” until November when she was already 7 months along. Something that one probably couldn’t get away with in a 2nd, 3rd or plus pregnancy, where you show almost immediately.

Why a C-section? Rumours abound, but the public are generally calling Miss A a ‘wuss’. But lets be fair, there are many medical reasons why a C-section is the best choice. So lets wish the Mom-to-be well and eagerly await the first photos of baby Aguilera.

Christina Welcomes Her Baby Boy!

2008-02-10T06:22:00.000-08:00

The stork has been working overtime in Hollywood it seems, as Christina Aguilera and hubby, music executive Jordan Bratman welcomed their baby boy in L.A. late Saturday evening.

The healthy 6 lbs. 2 o.z. boy was named Max Liron Bratman, and the happy couple were thrilled to bits with the new addition to the family.

To thank her fans and mark the special occasion, Christina posted a special message and downloadable video of “Save Me From Myself” on her website which includes real clips from her wedding to Bratman.

Ummm… Is Charlize Theron Smoking an Apple?

2008-02-10T06:21:00.002-08:00

Someone needs to help me out with this image of Charlize Theron.

One, I’m kinda surprised to see the hottie is still smoking.

Two, I’m rather surprised to see Theron smoking a Granny Smith apple.

Three, I’m kinda guessing that Charlize isn’t smoking tobacco out of that green apple, are you?

Charlize Theron & Beau Stuart Townsend Spotted In Belize

2008-02-10T06:21:00.001-08:00

Monster beauty Charlize Theron & longtime beau Stuart Townsend were spotted living the good life in Belize.

The couple are on vacation in the rain forests of the South American country & from the looks of it enjoying themselves. Theron & Townsend are staying at the Blancaneaux Hotel, owned by Francis Ford Coppola, & paying about $2500 per night. Ahh, the good life…

Charlize Theron Is the Hottest Woman Of the Day

2008-02-10T06:20:00.002-08:00

Daily Dose of Zen: Charlie Sheen Engaged!

2008-02-10T06:20:00.001-08:00

Actor Charlie Sheen is getting back into the tricky bed of marriage, once again.

41-year-old Sheen has proposed to his girlfriend of one year, 29-year-old real estate investor Brooke Mueller.

The couple first stepped into the spotlight back in June 2006 for the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball in Los Angeles & have been together ever since. Maybe she likes a bit of crazy in her life….

Apparently, Sheen popped the question to Brooke on a Costa Rica beach with none other than a $500,000 engagement ring. Well, that might bring a ‘yes’ to any girl’s lips.

Let’s just hope that this marriage is ten times better than that Denise Richards one!

Congrats to the happy couple!

Denise Richards Wanted Charlie Sheen’s Sperm?

2008-02-10T06:19:00.002-08:00

I love celebs, but I’ll tell you, some of ‘em are taking crazy pills or something. Apparently Charlie Sheen is taking his historic divorce battle with ex-wife Denise Richards to the press.

Sheen just recently revealed, in a bizarre turn of events, that Richards had asked good ole Charlie boy for some of his sperm as he was walking out the door on the marriage.

Allegedly Denise wanted more children with Charlie as the father. And according to the man himself, these allegations ”are true. There is documentation that I’ll show in court revealing the request for my ‘donation.’”

So, will Charlie step up to the sperm plate, as it were? “I would sooner walk on the surface of the moon in exactly what I’m wearing.”

Doesn’t look too promising on that account, Denise!

Catherine Keener & Hubby Dermot Mulroney Split

2008-02-10T06:19:00.001-08:00

Actress Catherine Keener & her My Best Friend’s Wedding actor husband Dermot Mulroney have called it quits. The Hollywood couple have been married a whopping 17 years & have a seven-year-old son named Clyde.

Apparently Keener & Mulroney have been separated since May 2005, but have only just submitted divorce papers to the Los Angeles County Superior Court. The documents state, of course, irreconcilable differences as the reason for the divorce.

Or maybe Dermot finally realized that Catherine is one big beotch…..

What a cute photo though, right? A very naive Jennifer Aniston being held by her never-quite-satisfied husband Brad Pitt. What a nice picture from the past…

Catherine Zeta-Jones Still Apparently Likes Hubby Michael Douglas

2008-02-10T06:18:00.002-08:00

Catherine Zeta-Jones & her old man hubby Michael Douglas were seen in Palos Verdes this weekend at the Michael Douglas and Friends Celebrity Golf Event. How charming.

Stars the likes of Marky Mark, Josh Duhamel & Heather Locklear were on hand to help the cause of health & community services. Everyone seemed to be in good spirits at the golf charity event, except for Marky Mark who looks like he’s sending hateful brain waves to the seemingly happy couple.

I’m kinda with Marky Mark on this one, what the crap does amazingly beautiful CTZ see in oldiepants Douglas?

Caroline D’amore Is the Hottest Woman of the Day, For Sure!

2008-02-10T06:18:00.001-08:00

Daily Dose of Zen: Carmen Electra Celebrity Sex Tape?

2008-02-10T06:17:00.003-08:00

Carmen Electra celebrity sex tape? Are you kidding me? That’s so hot!

Ha! Just kidding. That was a little mean, wasn’t it? Well, it’s kinda like a sex tape in a way. According to HollywoodTuna Electra has been cast as a porn legend in a new British film, I Want Candy.

Aww, I’m sorry. Are you still disappointed? Well, hopefully this image of the Taco Bell princess will make up for it.

Quote of the Day: Carmen Electra on Keeping Her Legs Tan

2008-02-10T06:17:00.001-08:00

“I’ve put butter on my legs. Summer in Ohio, it gets very hot.”

Carmen Electra Won’t Sign Her Own Butt Cheeks

2008-02-10T06:16:00.003-08:00

Happy Valentine’s to all you lovers out there. This morning I bring you Carmen Electra’s naked butt cheeks as a happy holiday gift, enjoy!

Interestingly sexypants Electra hesitates when it comes to signing nude pictures of herself, despite the fact that posing naked was what made her famous in the first damn place.

As always, TMZ cameras got the scoop. As the former Playboy playmate left Mr. Chow’s Monday night, a swarm of men holding photographs of the model approached Carmen to get signatures. Electra signed the pictures without hesitation but when a nude photo was presented for the signing, she drew the line.

Electra was shocked & stated, “I feel weird signing nude!”

What an odd statement by the Taco Bell hawker. Seems like you would have gotten used to it by now,

Carmen Electra is the Hottest Something of the Day

2008-02-10T06:16:00.001-08:00

Carmen Electra & Her Pillows are the Hottest of the Day

2008-02-10T06:15:00.003-08:00

Carmen Electra Is the Hottest Stripper of the Day

2008-02-10T06:15:00.001-08:00

Candy Spelling & Patty Hearts Tell Paris Hilton to Freeking Grow Up

2008-02-10T06:14:00.001-08:00

Tori’s mom, Candy Spelling & none other than jail bird herself, Patty Hearst, have piped in to give Paris Hilton their two cents.

Candy & Patty have both written open letters to TMZ stating that Paris should grow up & just accept the consequences of her actions. Here’s Tori Spelling’s mama now:

“Dear Paris,

As someone who has known you for most of your life, I pay special attention to your press coverage. (Apparently, I’m not alone, based on the responses every word about you creates on TMZ.com and elsewhere.)

Paris, I’m very worried about you. The last week has not only been an obvious roller-coaster for you emotionally, but your strategy went from blaming employees and stating silly excuses like, “I don’t read,” to your new lawyer’s tactic to have you sound mature and take some responsibility. In between, the paparazzi continue to follow you shopping and taking self-defense classes (to protect yourself in jail?), and some over-zealous friends staged embarrassing protests (three people?), and wasted taxpayer funds with a petition to pardon you.

People who are rich and famous are not treated like “regular” people, even though you claim to now be just like everyone else. In most situations, your privileged life works to your benefit. You have opportunities, access and resources like few others; and frankly, you can get away with more bad behavior and excuses than most people could even imagine. However, as the real possibility of jail approaches — whether it’s 21 days or 45 or whatever the latest report is — it’s time to get real. It’s time to find “a Paris” somewhere between “heiress” and a character on “The Simple Life.” I know she’s there, and I know she can be a good citizen and maturely face consequences other people would have to face under the same circumstances.

I am sorry you have been sentenced to jail. I can’t think of too much that would be worse. But since you let this happen, use the next couple of weeks preparing not only by publicly learning to fight (not a good message to fellow inmates), but by looking around, realizing that you are not as truly entitled as your money implies. You are a young woman who can add more to her community than establishing new definitions for infamy.

Best,

Candy Spelling”

And even icon Patty Hearst decided to let her thoughts be known, writing,

“Dear TMZ,

Imagine my surprise upon learning of the “advice” I had been giving Paris Hilton. In spite of reports to the contrary, I can assure you that I have not had any contact with Paris (or any member of her family) regarding her upcoming jail time, or any other matter. Like Governor Schwarzenegger, I have had many more important things to think about.

However, since I’m thinking about it now, I must say that my heart goes out to the inmates of the Century Regional Detention Center. Forty-five days with Paris Hilton and the attendant publicity seems like cruel and unusual punishment to me. Perhaps THEY should be petitioning the Governor for relief?

OK, that wasn’t nice. But seriously, if Paris really wants my advice it’s this: Read Candy Spelling’s letter several times and take her advice to heart.

–Patricia Hearst”

I dig what Patty says the most, maybe the future inmates of Paris should be petitioning the state of California!

Cameron Diaz is the Hottest Woman of the Day

2008-02-10T06:13:00.000-08:00

Cameron Diaz Spotted in Hawaii Pictures

2008-02-10T06:12:00.004-08:00

While ex-beau Justin Timberlake seems to be getting his groove on with just about everybody, Cameron Diaz is still soaking up the rays in Hawaii.

Diaz has been enjoying a two week island getaway & was spotted Saturday taking in the sights. Diaz & pal Kelly Slater seem to be getting on just fine in Hawaii without Timberlake’s company.

What do you think- Do you miss the Cameron Diaz & Justin Timberlake days?

Thanks to People for the image.

Cameron Diaz Spotted in Beverly Hills Wednesday

2008-02-10T06:12:00.003-08:00

While her ex-beau Justin Timberlake was preparing to perform “Dick in a Box” to a sold-out crowd in New York, Cameron Diaz took to the streets.

On Wednesday afternoon Diaz stepped out for a workout in Beverly Hills, which she apparently does a lot since she’s pretty much made of chiseled stone now. I wonder what Cam is thinking……

‘Damn Justin. That “Dick in the Box” was my idea!”

Well, maybe not. But I’d hazard a guess that her thoughts on JT are not happy ones.

Thanks to People for the image.

Cameron Diaz Spotted at Hawaiian Beach Looking Fab as Usual

2008-02-10T06:12:00.001-08:00

You just gotta love actress Cameron Diaz. I mean she’s like made of muscles these days. You know, I think she’s actually just one big muscle.

Diaz was spotted Saturday making a Hawaiian beach come alive with sexy as she helped some kids make sandcastles under the sun. Ahhhh, I think my Tuesday just got a little bit better……

Your Monday Morning Treat: Cameron Diaz Drunk Pictures

2008-02-10T06:11:00.001-08:00

Drunkypants Cameron Diaz was spotted last week leaving none other than Paris Hilton’s house completely wasted.

Diaz even needed help from a supposed pal to help her into the back seat of her car. Wow, must have been one wild night at the Hilton house.

Why are Cam & Paris even friends anyway? It seems like good ole Cameron would be above that by now…..

What do you think?

Daily Dose of Zen: Mike Meyers & Cameron Diaz Ham It Up for ‘Shrek 3′ Premiere

2008-02-10T06:10:00.004-08:00

What an interesting weekend it was! Paris Hilton getting ready for the slammer while the entire cast of Shrek 3 lined up on the red carpet in Los Angeles Sunday for the U.S. premiere.

A newly blonde Cameron Diaz & Mike Meyers hammed it up for the premiere of the ogre-ridden third installment of the animated film.

Cam looked adorable in a pink mini, while Meyers tried to show off those stellar, umm, calves of his.

Cameron Diaz is the Hottest Thing in Demim

2008-02-10T06:10:00.003-08:00

Cameron Diaz is Adorable as Ever

2008-02-10T06:10:00.001-08:00

Shrek’s Cameron Diaz was spotted recently looking adorable as ever. You know, the blonde star seems even happier lately, despite ex-beau Justin Timberlake copping feelsies on new flame Jessica Biel.

Maybe, just maybe, Diaz knows something we don’t. Come to think of it, Cam sure has been looking smiley with JT around on the Shrek the Third Europe promotion tour…

Cameron Diaz: Homewrecker to Criss Angel’s Wife

2008-02-10T06:09:00.003-08:00

Umm, who else knew that magicman Criss Angel was married? Looks like it was a pretty well kept secret. Apparently Angel has been married going on five years & his wife Joanne Sarantakos isn’t a happy woman.

Sarantakos filed for divorce from Criss last week claiming that her marriage was destroyed by blonde actress Cameron Diaz. Reportedly, Joanne’s attorney will subpoena Diaz for the divorce trial. Funnily enough, neither Criss nor Cam have denied the affair…. What do you think?

You Tell Me: Did Cameron Diaz & Criss Angel Have an Affair?

2008-02-10T06:09:00.001-08:00

Well no one was denying reports when we didn’t know Criss Angel had some kind of secret marriage, but now that the cat’s out of the bag, who know.

Cameron Diaz has until just recently never commented on her relationship with magicman Criss Angel, but now the actress is denying that the two really ever hooked up.

Cam’s publicist is stating that the two saw each other only four times & are not currently enjoying any sexy time. Hmmmm…..

Live Earth Rocked the Celebrity World Saturday

2008-02-10T06:08:00.004-08:00

Was it that time again already? The Live Earth concert was held on Saturday with concert venues ranging from London, South Africa, New York & Tokyo with the purpose of raising awareness about global warming.

Stars the likes of Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz & Leonardo DiCaprio took center stage to show their passion about the environment. It’s just too bad it’s not a naked event, right?

Cameron Diaz Is the Hottest Woman of the Day

2008-02-10T06:08:00.003-08:00

You Tell Me: Would John Mayer & Cameron Diaz Make a Hot Couple?

2008-02-10T06:08:00.001-08:00

Well folks, the word on the street by a pimp named Slim is that John Mayer & surfer girl Cameron Diaz might be trying to get into each other’s pants.

The rumors are flying that Mayer & Diaz were seen enjoying a romantic dinner in New York City earlier this week. The duo were spotted cozying up & doing their fair share of canoodling.

While it’s always super crazy exciting when new couples develop, I think I’m going to have to wait on some hot images before I can believe this one. But go ahead & tell me, what would you think of the team-up?

Bruce Willis Says Halle Berry’s Pillows are the Hottest of the Day!

2008-02-10T06:07:00.004-08:00

Bruce Willis Spotted Partying with Babe

2008-02-10T06:07:00.003-08:00

Ahh, Bruce Willis… Spotted with yet another young bird, the aging action star doesn’t appear to have any interest in settling down with a serious relationship anytime soon. But I guess if I were ole Bruce, that’s what I’d be doing as well.

Willis was seen with young Karen McDougal in Porto Cervo, Sardinia doing a bit of ‘yachting’, though that’s not what they called it in my day…

Playground Tales Video with Brooke Shields

2008-02-10T06:07:00.001-08:00

When you think of model Brooke Shields, you probably think of that infamous, public battle that she had with Tom Cruise or perhaps you think of postpardom depression itself.

Either way, you more than likely don’t think of Brooke as hilarous or even that funny, but this video (see it here) by FunnyOrDie.com is going to change all that. Quite literately, Brooke is off the damn hook.

From the folks who brought us that Will Ferrell landlord short, comes Shields’ Playground Tales. The video stars the former model as a suburban mother who tries to dispense wisdom among the swing sets of life.

In the short, Brooke warns her daughter to “check yourself before you wreck yourself”, something I am sure we all yell to our own kids on the playground.

Sheilds’ daughter settles down a bit, telling a playmate that her mom’s “pimp hand is way strong.”

Hil-freeking-arious.

Brooke Hogan Could Take Fergie

2008-02-10T06:06:00.001-08:00

Wow! As you can clearly see, Brooke Hogan stands head above shoulders when it comes to Fergie. Wozers, those are some tall & short women.

Hogan & the Ferg were spotted at the Maxim Super Bowl XLI party kinda looking like transexuals if you ask me. But what I would really like to see is Brooke taking on Fergie. And I mean the whole shabang- mud & bikinis. Hogan would totally rule the world again!

Wow, that’s just a hilarious picture!

Thanks to HollywoodTuna for the fresh scoop of gossip & image.

Britney Spears & Dancers Sex Video for Sale?

2008-02-10T06:05:00.004-08:00

According to the “New York Daily News”, there may just be another Britney Spears scandal around the corner. As if we needed another one, right?

Remember those images of Britney & dancers that floated around not so long ago? Well, reportedly there is a sex video of those New York nightclub dancers & Brit that might just be up for sale sometime in the near future.

Pictures of Brit with the dancers are already drawing bids of around $150,000 which were allegedly taken on the night of February 12, not too long before Spears went crazy on us.

The sex tape, which apparently reveals some mild drug use, might be up for grabs soon. It looks like the video might be very shocking, as it has team Spears worried that if the video is shown on the Net, it might actually screw any chance Brit has to get custody of her children. Damn, if that doesn’t sound terrible & hot all at once!

What do you think, is there really a video of Brit & the dancers out there?

Brittany Murphy Marries Scruffy Screenwriter Simon Monjack?

2008-02-10T06:05:00.003-08:00

Us Weekly is reporting that cutiepants Brittany Murphy has recently married scruffy screenwriter Simon Monjack. What the hell? How did that one slip by so easily, I wonder?

29-year-old Murphy was seen partying with Monjack at the Kentucky Derby Saturday, where they were both sporting wedding rings.

An insider reveals, “[Murphy and Montjack] were drinking Crown Royal, and [they] didn’t want photographers to take pictures of their rings because they were waiting to make a formal announcement on Monday.”

The insider goes on to say that, “They were dancing in the V.I.P. section and around DJ Reach’s booth. They looked very excited, happy and jovial.”

This is the very first marriage for Britt, who was engaged not just eight months ago to another fella & also dated Ashton Kutcher.

Murphy’s rep did not comment, no big surprise there.

Wow, Britt married. Who knew? And to this rather scruffy looking screenwriter? What gives with that?

You Tell Me: Is Brittany Murphy New Hubby Simon Monjack a Con Man?

2008-02-10T06:05:00.001-08:00

Back when we reported that Brittany Murphy had secretly married Simon Monjack in April, several readers responded that Murphy had better watch out, that ole Simon spelled trouble for the starlet.

And you were right, readers, as usual. Murphy & Factory Girl producer & writer Monjack surprised everyone by announcing they had married in April after only a few months of dating. The duo exchanged rings at a private LA home with only their families present, and didn’t even opt for a honeymoon.

According to reports, Monjack may not be what he first appeared to be to innocent Murphy. With two outstanding warrants for his arrest in Virginia, for credit card theft & general fraud; an unpaid $6k legal bill as well as a $500k judgement against him by a British investment firm, this sounds more like an Oprah book than a Hollywood marriage.

Britney’s Parents: Dr.Phil Betrayed Us

2008-02-10T06:04:00.001-08:00

Its not easy being parents, especially if the person you’re parenting is Britney Spears. In what seems like now as a neverending saga of the hellish side of fame, Britney’s folks have now criticized Dr.Phil for his blatant betrayal and exploitation of what they felt was a private problem of their child.

“What’s wrong with Dr. Phil’s statement is that he made a statement,” the Spears reps said, referring to the tv doctor’s very public diagnosis that Spears was “in dire need of medical and psychological intervention.” ( as if we didn’t know that already)

“The family basically extended an invitation of trust for him to come in as a resource to support them, not to go out and make public statements. Any statements publicly that he made, because he was brought in under this cloak of trust, are just inappropriate. We feel like, to set the record straight, we need to say that.” They said.

The straight shooting Texan doctor said he didn’t regret a thing.

Britney goes to Bahas! with lover

2008-02-10T06:03:00.003-08:00

And the Britney saga goes on. This week, she’s locked herself up in the bathroom with her kid, checked into a mental institute, and lost custody. While her mom accuses Dr. Phil of betraying their family’s “circle of trust” she and her paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib escaped to the Bahamas.

Yes, that’s right. First the couple shook off the press by saying that they’d go to New York. Hours later, they turned up in Baja! Rosarito Beach, Mexico — about 3 hours away from her Beverly Hills home. Then, with a sudden burst of intelligence (yes, her brain is still there somewhere) she cancels their romantic rendezvous and goes back home.

Lynne Spears: Lufti drugged and abused my daughter!

2008-02-10T06:03:00.001-08:00

Britney Spears’ parents defends their decision to place a restraining order against Sam Lufti, saying that he had verbally abusing her and drugging her.

This was one reason Britney was in such a “chaotic” state when Lynne Spears found her the night they whisked her to the hospital. She was talking like a very young girl. “Britney picked up a bottle of pills and read part of the label and asked us, ‘What does insomnia mean?’ Sam told her the pills will help her stay awake.” She also kept changing her clothes and her dogs’ clothes “many times.”

Lynne says that Lufti had cut off Britney’s phone lines, confiscated her phone charges, and ground up pills and put it in her food. The medicines Risperdal (and anti psychotic drug) and Seroquel (used for bipolar disorder) had been one reason why Britney had been sleeping so much the last week. “[Lufti] told us that the doctor who is treating her now is trying to get her into a sleep-induced coma so that they could give her drugs to heal her brain.”

Lufti claims he’s the only one who cares about Britney. “I’m the one who spends 24/7 with your daughter. I sleep in cars outside her house so she can’t leave.” He told her parents, “If I weren’t in the house to give Britney her medicine, she would kill herself. If you try to get rid of me, she’ll be dead and I’ll piss on her grave.”

Lynne says that Lufti is hardly a friend, and that he often verbally abuses her. “Sam had told Britney that she was an unfit mother, a piece of trash and a whore, that she cares more about [paparazzo] Adnan [Ghalib], her current boyfriend, than she cares about her kids, and that she does not deserve the kids.”

Britney’s parents seizing control?

2008-02-10T06:02:00.003-08:00

Somebody put the brakes on Britney’s parents. Ever since the judge granted them the legal right to control her property (and even her friends) they’ve barred friends from visiting her house, fired her attorney, and is now even kicking out her business manager.

The “Spears Shakedown” has us wondering what her parents’ intentions are. Are they so low to use their daughter’s nervous breakdown as a chance to gain control of her money and career? Maybe this is why she kicked them out of her life years ago.

With a family like that, no wonder she’s depressed.

Britney’s troubled childhood, exposed

2008-02-10T06:02:00.001-08:00

Aaaah, now we get her. Us Weekly magazine revealed a disturbing picture of Britney Spears’ childhood, told by her former lawyer Eric Ervin. Apparently, the “wholesome” image portrayed at the peak of her career was pure PR. (No surprise there.) Not only did she lose her virginity at 14 years old, but Justin got a piece of the action from the start.

But Britney didn’t exactly have any strong role models — or a stable family structure. Her grandmother, Emma Jean Spears, commited suicide by shooting herself at the grave of her infant son, who had died nearly a decade earlier. Her other children, including Britney’s Dad Jamie, were in elementary school. (His brothers eventually became homeless.)

The story actually helps the public understand why Britney’s so screwed up. Somebody help her. And (for once) we mean that in the nicest possible way.

Vuitton wins lawsuit vs. Britney

2008-02-10T06:01:00.005-08:00

Britney’s legal woes continue.

Louis Vuitton has won the lawsuit he filed against BMO and MTV Online for using the trademark without permission in her music video. The companies were also charged with counterfeiting. The total cost? They have to fork over 80,000 euros each.

Britney herself didn’t have to pay anything. Vuitton probably figures that she spends that much on her bags in less than a year — and since she’s barely coherent when she shows up on set, she probably had no idea what was going on.

Britney gets surgery?

2008-02-10T06:01:00.003-08:00

Whoooa, Britney, nice legs! Can’t help wondering if she went under the knife for that, since she’s not exactly getting any exercise (running away from paparazzi doesn’t burn that many calories).

Hopefully this means this actress is taking a “step” towards pulling her act together, since she actually cares what she looks like and is stepping out in public looking less like a bag lady and more like an MTV star.

Good girl, Britney. Leave the makeovers to the experts and stay away from the head shavers and tattoo artists okay?

Britney’s new loser — oh, we mean lover

2008-02-10T06:01:00.001-08:00

God, Britney, do you ever learn?

Now, with typically short-sighted taste in men, she’s seeing a waiter/actor, Michael Marchand. She met him at the restaurant where he works (sources say that “he’s very turned on by her”). Michael refuses to comment.

They were seen having dinner on Tuesday night, though parted ways in different cars 40 minutes later. Either Britney had a sudden flash of common sense, or they needed to continue their date somewhere a little more, uhm, comfortable.

Britney, maybe you should retitle your song “Gimme More…Losers!”

Is that a baby…or just a bulge?

2008-02-10T06:00:00.004-08:00

No, there won’t be any more babies for Britney in the near future (big sigh of relief from everyone). She is not adopting any children from China, nor is she pregnant with the child of music producer J. R. Rotem.

Good thing because she can barely manage the ones she has!

Family Services investigates Britney

2008-02-10T06:00:00.003-08:00

Brit may have bigger custody problems ahead. The Family Services Department has requested the court documents for its own investigations on alleged “multiple child abuse and neglect referrals.” The case was filed by Britney’s former bodyguard, who reported drug use and other “questionable parenting.”

Lawyers and the government breathing down her neck… aaah, Britney, what have you gotten yourself into?

Britney is Bipolar

2008-02-10T06:00:00.001-08:00

After the fiasco in Brintneyland over the past few weeks, its no surprise that perhaps theres a reason to all the madness- Britney having a mental disorder. It would explain the extreme mood swings and when coupled with substance abuse, total mayhem.

According to a close family source, the 26-year-old singer has been suffering from a mood disorder for years, and although she hasn’t been formally diagnosed, all fingers point to Bipolar Disorder.

Well, with the picture of Britney laughing wildly as she was being taken away in the ambulance, it seems like a pretty fair assumption.

Britney prepares for interrogation

2008-02-10T05:46:00.003-08:00

Britney Spears will take the witness stand on Wednesday in the on-going custody battle for her sons. Everyone expects Federline’s lawyers to zoom in on for the kill—and sadly, they’ve got a lot of ammo. Her former bodyguard alerted child services that she takes drugs and alcohol. She’s been photographed driving her kids without a carseat and flashing her privies. Then there was that hair-shaving episode. Luckily, the court forbid the deposition from being videotaped. Britney’s awards performance was humiliating enough.

Poor kids. Either they end up with an emotionally disturbed mom or a gold-digging dad.

Britney’s lawyers quit

2008-02-10T05:46:00.001-08:00

Celebrity gossip will never be complete without mention of Britney Spears.

Despite having strong sales for her latest album, Britney’s personal life continues to be one big wreck. The latest we’ve heard is that her legal team has quit! This is the second time her lawyers have quit on her. This time around, her lawyers said that there had been a “breakdown” in communication with her and that it prevents them from representing her.

Britney has already missed today’s deposition, making it five in a

Britney is Bipolar

2008-02-10T05:45:00.006-08:00

According to a close family source, the 26-year-old singer has been suffering from a mood disorder for years, and although she hasn’t been formally diagnosed, all fingers point to Bipolar Disorder.

Well, with the picture of Britney laughing wildly as she was being taken away in the ambulance, it seems like a pretty fair assumption.

Britney On The Loose Again

2008-02-10T05:45:00.005-08:00

As if being hauled away in an ambulance then being kept in a hospital for “mental evaluation” wasn’t enough to get her to slow down, Britney has now fled from her Beverly Hills home, despite the paparazzi being camped out outside her house.

She was then seen with photographer pal Adnan Ghalib, 35, drinking a champagne mimosa and laughing at the Daily Grill in Palm Desert. Dr.Phil and her family all claim to still be seriously concerned about the pop star’s mental state.

Britney goes to Bahas! with lover

2008-02-10T05:45:00.003-08:00

Britney ditches hearing, slumps into depression

2008-02-10T05:45:00.001-08:00

Britney Spears loses custody to Kevin Federline, after she ditched the court hearing. She’d actually made it to the door of the courthouse but retreated to her car. ” Move back. I’m scared. Stop it. Stop it. I want to get back in the car. Just stop it. Let me get in the car, please,” Spears told photographers. When police tried to convince her to join the hearing, she screamed “No!” and drove off. She went to the church, where she spent a few minutes alone before leaving.

Kevin’s lawyers didn’t exactly break out the champagne. “The word victory is not something Mr. Federline or his counsel would ascribe to this situation His hope is that he will be able to parent the children at some point in the future with participation from the mother.”

Britney sought company with her boyfriend Adnan and two other friends. They had a lunch at a restaurant, where a waitress described her as “very quiet, sad and upset. She wore her sunglasses inside and seemed drained.”

This is all so tragic. She needs help, possibly treatment for bipolar disorder — and she’s not going to get it from the paparazzi (or dating one, either).

Britney shops for pregnancy test

2008-02-10T05:44:00.001-08:00

Oh my God, is Britney pregnant???

She and her sleazy paparrazo boyfriend were seen shopping for a pregnancy test in their neighborhood Rite Aid store.

On top of a mental breakdown and losing visitation rights, this is the last thing she needs.

Friends have said that she’s going through a lot now, and just needs “time and space” to sort things out. It would help if she used her common sense, too. How is she going to fix her life and career if she keeps doing STUPID THINGS???

Britney loses all access to kids

2008-02-10T05:43:00.003-08:00

The court has spoken. Britney’s lost all visitation rights. Even Federline’s lawyers are saddened by the actress’ quickly deteriorating mental health, describing the deposition as gutwrenching.

You know what’s gutwrenching? That Britney even had to reach this point. Why couldn’t her so-called friends spot the symptoms of a nervous breakdown? And her so-called mom, all poised to write a book on parenting, can’t even get her daughter through the worst time in her life? We don’t see her in the paparazzi photos.

Right now she can’t be a good mother to her kids. But she needs some family — and maybe this time, they won’t bring Dr. Phil.

ritney’s surreal day

2008-02-10T05:43:00.001-08:00

Weird day for Britney. Yes, even weirder than usual.

1. She fights with friend Sam Lufti in the car. Bolts out of the car, sits on the sidewalk with her dog.

2. She gets into the car of another photographer friend (does she have any other friends now?), Filipe Teixeira. She invites him and another photographer pal to spend the rest of the night in her house.

3. Adnan Ghalib shows up at her gate. He’s turned away.
4. Adnan shows text messages to other paparazzi, where Sam Lufti called him a “manic trigger” and warned him that “any more contact will kill her.”
5. Britney’s mom shows up for a visit.
6. Britney abruptly leaves the mansion. Gets into the car with Adnan.
7. Car breaks down. They go back home. Mom still waiting.
8. Adnan leaves and Britney and Lynne hang out until 1:30 am, till she drives her to Longs Drugs in Studio City.

Sadly Singer Brandy & Tyrese Gibson Not Engaged

2008-02-10T05:42:00.003-08:00

Well, rumors haven’t stopped while I’ve taken some time off, looks like even accident-prone singer Brandy has kept the gossip columns busy.

Recently several folks reported that Brandy was engaged to sexy actor Tyrese Gibson & while we’d all probably like that to happen, sadly it just isn’t true.

The original word on the street was that Gibson surprised Brandy at a baby shower she was attending & popped the question. Now it’s just too bad, what if Tyrese was going to pop the question that way?!

Happy 26th Birthday To Beyonce Knowles!

2008-02-10T05:42:00.001-08:00

A great big hearty Happy Birthday going out to Beyonce Knowles today, who is celebrating her 26th birthday!

Beyonce Knowles Takes Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover

2008-02-10T05:41:00.003-08:00

It looks like it’s a happy Valentine’s Day for more people now than before, as Beyonce Knowles has stolen the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue. I had thought that the ever popular issue usually tried to use models that were lesser known to boost their careers, but it looks like Illustrated went with a new philosophy this year. And that philosophy is Beyonce hottness!

What do you think of the cover?

Thanks to Egotastic for the image.

Beyonce Knowles Looking Good on Valentine’s Day

2008-02-10T05:41:00.001-08:00

All I have to say is that Jay-Z is one luck man & must have been a very good boy to deserve longtime girlfriend Beyonce Knowles’ look on Valentine’s Day Wednesday.

Knowles was spotted at the unveiling of the 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue at the Pacific Design Center in Los Angeles. Beyonce graces the front cover of the sexy & much awaited swimsuit issue where she proudly sports a bikini her mother Tina Knowles designed.

Thanks to

Beyonce Knowles Performs Live on CBS Early Show

2008-02-10T05:40:00.004-08:00

On Monday hottiepants Beyonce Knowles got up a little early & headed on down to CBS to perform live for The Early Show. The performance was just like any other, just throw in another bad dress & you get the idea.

Beyonce is promoting her new album, B’Day The Deluxe Edition. I’m not sure why the singer/actress couldn’t get another music album together instead of trying to tap into more cash on her B’Day record. But I guess the girl has to buy a wardrobe of zebra dresses somehow….

You tell me- what do you think of Beyonce’s CBS look?

Images from Photorazzi

Beyonce Knowles Says No to Signing Man’s Painting

2008-02-10T05:40:00.003-08:00

I have to admit, sometimes being a celebrity is a little creepy. One of Beyonce Knowles’ fans was in tears recently when the singer refused to sign a painting that took artist Paul Stillwell 80 hours to paint. Talk about creepy…

Stillwell revealed that the painting of Beyonce took over 3 days to paint & Knowles wouldn’t even give him “two seconds of her time to sign her name on it.”

“I traveled 100 miles to London and waited outside her hotel for five hours. … When she came out I showed her my painting and said, ‘Beyonce, will you sign my painting?’ She said, ‘No, sorry,’ and walked away.”

I mean seriously, dude. Beyonce didn’t ask you to paint a painting of her, travel to London & wait outside her hotel room for five hours, now did she? I mean, get a clue! Especially since the painting makes Beyonce’s abs look like melted butter, and not in a good way mind you.

You tell me, who’s side do you fal on?

Beyonce Knowles Is the Hottest Woman of the Day

2008-02-10T05:40:00.001-08:00

Beyonce Knowles is a Big Sweetie to Injured Concert Fans

2008-02-10T05:39:00.004-08:00

Beyonce Knowles is just a big sweetiepie. After a pyrotechnics accident that occurred during one of her concerts, landing two front row fans in the hospital, Beyonce was at their bedsides.

The concert in question took place Sunday night & at the very start of the set (that’s gotta suck) an onstage pyrotechnics display spilled out into the front row. Though the fan’s injuries were minor (I imagine their spirits were more injured from scoring front row seats & not even seeing the damn concert), Beyonce surprised the emergency room by showing up after the concert had ended.

A hospital nurse confirmed the story, saying, ”[Beyonce] was just very concerned about the people injured in the audience…I just thought it was a great thing for someone of her stature to do.”

And that is why Beyonce gets the Sweetiepie of the Day Award!

Justin Timberlake & Beyonce Lead MTV Music Video Award Nominees

2008-02-10T05:39:00.003-08:00

The nominations for the 2007 MTV Music Video Awards are finally in, it seems like it takes longer each passing year. And guess who’s leading the pack? None other than Justin Timberlake & Beyonce Knowles, each with 7 nods.

Among the noms, Justin & Beyonce have been nominated for Video of the Year & Male and Female Artist of the Year, respectively.

Should be a good one this year!

Justin Timberlake & Beyonce Lead MTV Music Video Award Nominees

2008-02-10T05:39:00.001-08:00

Among the noms, Justin & Beyonce have been nominated for Video of the Year & Male and Female Artist of the Year, respectively.

Should be a good one this year!

Happy 26th Birthday To Beyonce Knowles!

2008-02-10T05:38:00.000-08:00

A great big hearty Happy Birthday going out to Beyonce Knowles today, who is celebrating her 26th birthday!

Do it up big, Beyonce!

Ben Affleck Gives Back & We Love It

2008-02-10T05:37:00.004-08:00

PopSugar is right, we’ve never loved Ben Affleck more than we do these days. After marrying the right Jen for him, a stint in Promises rehab center & being daddy dearest to baby Violet, Ben seems to be living life radiantly. And finally, it was just about time the partyboy was growing up, if you ask me.

Ben was recently spotted giving back to the community by stopping by the Greater Boston Food Bank to give a helping hand. With National Hunger Awareness on everyone’s mind, it’s nice to see Garner’s Ben lending a hand. Way to go, Ben!

Daily Dose of Zen: Jennifer Garner & Baby Violet Spotted at Beach

2008-02-10T05:37:00.003-08:00

While hubby Ben Affleck has been hitting the waves this week while the fam is on vacation in Hawaii, mommy Jennifer Garner & 18-month-old daughter Violet have been enjoying some beachside fun.

I mean, come on! Have you ever seen a more adorable Hollywood mom & child?!

You Tell Me: Who’s Hotter Matt Damon or Ben Affleck?

2008-02-10T05:37:00.001-08:00

Can you believe it’s been ten years since the movie Good Will Hunting launched 36-year-old Matt Damon & 34-year-old Ben Affleck’s acreers? And the Oscar winners are still thicker than theives.

While the two guys have taken their families to Hawaii this week, let’s focus on who’s aging better & who’s got the better bod! You tell me….

Matt Damon, Luciana, Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Still Living It Up

2008-02-10T05:36:00.002-08:00

Matt Damon & his wife Luciana along with celebrity couple Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner are still living it up large in Hawaii. I mean, how long is this vacation? Like going on a month now, must be nice. And you don’t really need to take pictures, as the paparazzi’s got your back on that one.

It looks like Matt, Luciana, Ben & Jen are trying their hands at surfing. I have to say Luciana & Jennifer look like they’re having more fun that they have talent. Looks like a good time was had by all on Wednesday.

Quote Of the Day: Jennifer Garner On Her Marriage To Ben Affleck

2008-02-10T05:36:00.001-08:00

“I don’t know what makes it work. But it does. One thing that makes it work is that we’re both pretty nice. He’s not someone who’s ever going to blow up on anyone. What I mean is, if he’s ever angry with me, he doesn’t act out on it in a weird way or yell at me. And I am the same. So we handle conflict in a very loving and adult way.”

Who Wore It Best: Halle Berry or Leo’s Lady Bar Refaeli?

2008-02-10T05:35:00.000-08:00

This one’s going to be a tough call. Usually whenever hottie Halle Berry is in question, she’s a sure win, but with Leonardo DiCaprio’s model girlfriend, I dunno.

Berry was seen gracing a pre-Oscar bash with this amazing golden gown by Elie Saab while Bar Refaeli was spotted wearing the gown at Cannes last week. So, you tell me, who’s it gonna be?